This is not how I am

I have become comfortably numb

When I was a child I had a fever

My hands felt just like two balloons

Now I've got that feeling once again

I can't explain, you would not understand

aren't you required to make spelling and grammar errors in the Grauniad? I think its almost a mitzvah over there at this stage…

There is no pain you are receding

A distant ship smoke on the horizon

You are only coming through in waves

Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying

Come on now

I hear you're feeling down

Well I can ease your pain

Get you on your feet again

18 weeks, plenty of time to start him on solids. Well, former solids. We started ours on sweet potato, porridge and puréed fruits… Small amounts, using baby milk as a base to introduce the new flavours. Get the kid on solids, it reduces the amount of milk they need.

in our case, earliest was six weeks, latest was 12 weeks. I will accept that we were incredibly lucky. If he's doing it after that, then increase the food quantities during the day.

Really delighted with this new method of posting status updates. , you're a star ?

Okay, my experiments haven't been immensely succesful. Reverting to the original author's script now ?

Okay, followed the script creators ideas, if this doesn't work, I'll do a fresh installation ?